The Museum of Runners' Foot Care: 6 Exhibits
Every exhibit is a real answer from a real running thread. Most of them even work, for a bit. Exhibit four explains the rest.
Every one of these is a real answer from a real running thread. Most of them even work, for a bit.
Exhibit 1. Superglue
Buys four days.
Exhibit 2. Orbital sander, 220 grit
Yes. Really.
Exhibit 3. Produce bag and coconut oil
Works. Crinkles.
Two easy weeks. If it has done nothing, keep all of it and we refund you. Overnight kit, not for running in.
Exhibit 4. Sacrificial sock
Where the Vaseline went. Look at this one long enough and it explains the others. The balm before bed was always the right idea, but merino wicks, so by midnight it is in the sock and out comes the glue.
Exhibit 5. Nail clippers
You know what you did.
Exhibit 6. The one that does not get ruined
A sock with a bonded inner face that does not wick. After the run, over whatever you use, keeps the balm on the callus overnight, takes nothing off. Never race in it.
Two easy weeks. If it has done nothing, keep all of it and we refund you. Overnight kit, not for running in.
The offer
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One pair · £25
try it through a training week -
3 pairs · £55
Most chosen · one on, one in the wash, one spare · Night Sleeve and mesh wash bag free -
5 pairs · £89
a full season and a spare set
Why now: exhibit four is happening in your drawer tonight.
Two easy weeks. If it has done nothing, keep all of it and we refund you. Overnight kit, not for running in.
Free UK delivery · No subscription · Machine washable at 40 · Working life 3 to 6 months
A textile accessory, not a cosmetic or a medical device.
Same cream. Fourteen nights. A sock that cannot drink it.
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