5 Boring Facts About Buying This Off an Advert
Something appears in your feed, it arrives in a grey bag weeks later, and the email bounces. Here is the boring half of this one, in five lines.
You know the pattern. Something plausible appears in the feed, it arrives weeks later in a grey plastic bag, and the email address bounces.
So here is the boring half of this one.
Visibly softer heels in fourteen nights, or keep everything and we refund you in full.
1. No subscription, anywhere

Being auto renewed by a foot brand has already happened to most people reading this. It will not happen here.
There is no subscription product on the site at all, so there is nothing to tick by accident and nothing to cancel later. You pay once.
2. Free UK delivery on every tier

No fees, no shipping protection add on, no priority handling charge.
The price on the page is the price at checkout, on the one pair tier as much as the five.
3. Nothing to post back

If your heels are not visibly softer in fourteen nights, reply to your order email. Refund, and the socks, sleeve and bag stay with you.
A sock has to be worn over cream for a fortnight before anyone can judge it, and a worn sock is no use to us. So we took the return out altogether.
Visibly softer heels in fourteen nights, or keep everything and we refund you in full.
4. It washes at 40

In the mesh bag that comes in the three pair box.
With the rest of the laundry, on a normal cycle. No hand washing, no special detergent, no drying flat on a towel. Just keep it out of the tumble dryer.
5. The working life is printed

Three to six months of daily wear. On the pack, not in an FAQ.
It is a textile and it wears out. You should know when before you buy it.
How it works
- Order. Wear it over your usual cream for fourteen nights.
- Look at your heels.
- Keep going, or reply and keep everything anyway.
The offer
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One pair · £25
your choice -
3 pairs · £55
Most chosen · Night Sleeve (£14) and mesh wash bag (£8) free · save £42 · about 15p a night -
5 pairs · £89
everything, twice over
Why now: the fourteen nights start when it lands.
Visibly softer heels in fourteen nights, or keep everything and we refund you in full.
Free UK delivery · No subscription · Machine washable at 40 · Working life 3 to 6 months
A textile accessory, not a cosmetic or a medical device.
Same cream. Fourteen nights. A sock that cannot drink it.
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